Thanks, everyone. I’m off to hit the post.

This blog began a couple of years ago, born out of frustration. Some 20 months and dozens of posts later, I’m still frustrated. Lately, it’s been mostly with Darryl Sutter. But it’s also from being marooned in a land of Leafs fans with just Centre Ice to hold me.

A short time after this blog was launched, we discovered in a series of comment strings that, in fact, an inordinate number of Flames bloggers lived in Toronto. So we arranged a couple of get-togethers, including the likes of Leanne, Dave, and Steal Thunder. (Our fearless leader, Kent. W, then known as “Metrognome”, has always been in Calgary, but joined us “in spirit.”)

Anyway, the other person at all these meetings was one “walkinvisible” — who, in fact, proved to be the catalyst to finally getting me to blog in the first place. I had been wandering through the comment strings on Flames blogs for ages, but WI picked out a particular comment I made, immediately after the disastrous Andrew Ference/Chuck Kobasew for Brad Stuart/Wayne Primeau trade, in which I questioned whether players would want to re-sign with a Flames team that treats players like they treated Ference. (In case you don’t remember, he had signed a below-market deal just a short time prior because he wanted to stay in Calgary.)

Anyway, she was so enamoured (troubled) with the comment, that she kept talking about it, so I decided that, in fact, what I had to say about the Flames might matter to more than myself, so why the hell shouldn’t I say it more often, and in a more prominent way?

(Also, I got over the creative block that had also been stopping me from starting a blog, which was the block at deciding on a name. I never did, hence “Flames Blog.”)

I was eager at the start, and I think I really hit my stride during the Flames-Wings playoff series in 2007. But as last season went by, my stride turned into a stumble, followed by a full-on hibernation with a couple of sleepwalks.

Fast forward to this past summer. WI and I have become pretty good friends, if I do say so, despite the fact that she’s now in Calgary. She was in Toronto, and we’re having a couple of beers, and the idea came up that, well, she’s a better blogger than me, but don’t I still have potential? And why are we making our MILLIONS of blog fans visit two places to read our incredible takes? And why are we asking ridiculous rhetorical questions?

Anyway, I’m burying the lead here. What I’m trying to say is that, as of today, I’m joining WI at hit the post — now at a fresh new address, hitthepost.ca. I’m honoured that WI will have me there, and I’m a revitalized blogger. It’s going to be a fun place — and at the very least, I’m going to bring capital letters.

Thanks to those of you who’ve followed (and participated in) Flames Blog during the past two years. The archives will remain in place here, and I hope you’ll follow me to hit the post.

Another great reason to hate the Canucks!

Can’t really say it much better than Chris! does here:

So what do you call a team captain who doesn’t get to wear the “C”? … You call him Roberto Luongo — or Bobby Lou if you’re an insufferable ass cheering for a doomed team.

And now, just wait for the geniuses in their Dan Cloutier jerseys to start hailing this as a genius way to keep him in town.

This is why the Canucks will never win the Stanley Cup.

Fleming departs: Another chance for Flames to blow it!

So, just as main camp begins, redundant assistant coach Wayne Fleming departs the Flames to coach Omsk of that KHL league in Russia.

It’s just as well. I’m not sure exactly what Fleming has handled during his time with the Flames, but it’s been a time where areas traditionally handled by assistant coaches — specialty teams, defensive assignments, systems, that kind of thing — have often been lacking. With the Flames, it’s been one year under Nervous Jimmy, one under Mike Keenan and done.

Fleming’s a guy whose appeal has always kind of confused me. He spent several years with Hockey Canada, but never in a role more important than head coach at the world championships. He’s pals with Ken Hitchcock, and served under him during underwhelming years in Philadelphia. Last time he was a head coach? Leksands IF (hey, WI!) in the early 90s.

The Sutter Flames have shown very little interest in developing coaches at the NHL level. Rich Preston, the most boring interview in hockey (and clearly not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer) has served as a yes-man for three consecutive coaches now. Nervous Jimmy is relatively young as a coach, but was obviously not comfortable head guy and has settled into a career as a supporting man.

So why do we have this situation? This is a team that has nobody who might relate to the players’ situation behind the bench, all coaches either long removed from playing in the NHL, or never having been there (save for new goaltending development guy Jamie McLennan.)

Ryan McGill, a very good coach who’s excelled both in Major Junior and the AHL, is the head coach in Quad Cities. He was knocked out of the NHL in the early nineties with an eye injury and, frankly, can’t be far away from a good job in the league. Perhaps this is an opportunity for the Flames, whose press release doesnt’ exactly make it seem sad to lose Fleming: Is it time to promote McGill? Probably, but the guess here is that Fleming’s position — which as I already pointed out was redundant when Playfair was demoted — probably just won’t be filled.

Wouldn’t want someone who won’t bow down to Darryl Sutter behind the bench now, would you.

Depth Charts Wrap-Up: The predictions

Still plenty of time before the season begins, and plenty of training camp and coming transactions to change things. (For more on that, check out MetroGnome Kent’s nice “Loose ends” piece.) But that doesn’t mean I can’t take my depth charts series and decide who’s going to finish where in the conference.

Here’s what I’ve come to:

1. Minnesota. Losing Rolston will be hard, but this is still a well-coached team with better-than-average goaltending and adequate depth to last over 82 games. Third seed in conference.

2. Calgary. Iginla, Kiprusoff, Regehr and Phaneuf should be enough to carry this team, which will be worse in its Top 6 but better in its Bottom 6. Seventh seed in conference.

3. Edmonton. Yes, a lot of those points last year were shootout. But I’m a MacTavish believer, and there’s something about a young team that likes playing the game that gets me going. Eighth seed in conference.

4. Colorado. Budaj and Raycroft? It’s a bloody travesty that Francois Giguere would back up that group of forwards and defencemen with that goaltending tandem. Now, move someone for Khabibulin or equivalent? Now we’re talking playoffs. Ninth in conference.

5. Vancouver. They just won’t be able to score. 11th in conference.

Now, frankly, I’m tired of the off-season. But the rookie tournament doesn’t kick off till the 14th, so all we have is boring player introductions where we learn that, for instance, Mike Cammalleri looks like Todd Bertuzzi’s little buddy and that, at press conferences, Bertuzzi apparently likes to sing to his son Tag.

Hmmm, I wonder if Dion Phaneuf was wearing something ridiculous at that music festival in Pemberton whilst hanging out with Elisha Cuthbert. Yep, looks like it!

Depth Charts 5: Vancouver Canucks

The exciting finale!

VANCOUVER CANUCKS (39-33-10, 88 pts)
Forwards
1. Henrik Sedin
2. Daniel Sedin
3. Pavol Demitra
4. Ryan Kesler
5. Steve Bernier
6. Taylor Pyatt
7. Alex Burrows
8. Matt Pettinger
9. Mason Raymond
10. Kyle Wellwood
11. Jeff Cowan
12. Darcy Hordichuk
13. Ryan Shannon
DIVISION RANK: 5. Good lord. They could add Sundin and still be No. 5, and maybe No. 30 in the whole league. Ryan Kesler a No. 4? Taylor Pyatt a 6? Good lord.

Defencemen
1. Mattias Ohlund
2. Kevin Bieksa
3. Sami Salo
4. Willie Mitchell
5. Alex Edler
6. Lukas Krajicek
7. Rob Davison
DIVISION RANK: 1. On the other hand, no weak links here at all, and five of the six are capable of great breakout passes.

Goaltenders
1. Roberto Luongo
2. Curtis Sanford
DIVISION RANK: 1. Unless he decides to pout

Previous Charts
Minnesota Wild

Colorado Avalanche

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Coming
Coach rankings, plus predicted order of finish

Depth Charts 4: Edmonton Oilers

Depth charts: The legend continues.

EDMONTON OILERS (41-35-6, 88 pts)
Forwards
1. Shawn Horcoff
2. Ales Hemsky
3. Sam Gagner
4. Erik Cole
5. Dustin Penner
6. Andrew Cogliano
7. Fernando Pisani
8. Robert Nilsson
9. Ethan Moreau
10. Kyle Brodziak
11. Gilbert Brule
12. Zack Stortini
13. M-A Pouliot
DIVISION RANK: 1. This is based a lot on potential, but this group was awfully explosive last year, and they’ve only added Erik Cole and should get a full year out of Horcoff. Love this group, love the potential Brule adds.

Defencemen
1. Lubomir Visnovsky
2. Tom Gilbert
3. Sheldon Souray
4. Steve Staios
5. Ladislav Smid
6. Denis Grebeshkov
7. Jason Strudwick
DIVISION RANK: 5. Like Colorado could drop, this group could easily rise. Souray IS capable of an excellent year, Smid and Grebeshkov could break out … there are just more question marks here than on any other blue line.

Goaltenders
1. Mathieu Garon
2. Dwayne Roloson
DIVISION RANK: 4. Uh, neither of these guys will scare a shooter, unless it’s a shootout.

Previous Charts
Minnesota Wild

Colorado Avalanche

Calgary Flames

Tomorrow
Vancouver Canucks

Depth Charts 3: Calgary Flames

The tradition continues. (It’s been three days now, that counts as a tradition around here.)

CALGARY FLAMES (42-30-10, 94 pts)
Forwards
1. Jarome Iginla
2. Daymond Langkow
3. Mike Cammalleri
4. Todd Bertuzzi
5. Matthew Lombardi
6. Craig Conroy
7. Rene Bourque
8. Curtis Glencross
9. David Moss
10. Dustin Boyd
11. Wayne Primeau
12. Brandon Prust
13. Andre Roy
DIVISION RANK: 2. Analysis: Really trying to decide if this is a homer pick or not, but I like that there’s actually a third line here. Maybe it’s a GOOD fourth line doing a third-line imitation, but it’s better than last year. Plus, bottom three have an opportunity to not be embarrassing if Roy doesn’t dress too often.

Defencemen
1. Dion Phaneuf
2. Robyn Regehr
3. Cory Sarich
4. Adrian Aucoin
5. Jim Vandermeer
6. Mark Giordano
7. Anders Eriksson
DIVISION RANK: 4. Analysis: Flames’ onetime strength continues to be its new weakness. And it’s too bad, because the 1-2 are the best two defencemen in the division, full-stop, but they can’t play the full 60 minutes.

Goaltenders
1. Miikka Kiprusoff
2. Curtis McElhinney
DIVISION RANK: 2. Kiprusoff is capable of a better year than Luongo, but he’s going to have to prove himself to be worthy of elite status after last year.

Previous Charts
Minnesota Wild

Colorado Avalanche

Tomorrow
Edmonton Oilers

Depth Charts 2: Colorado Avalanche

The series continues.

COLORADO AVALANCHE (44-31-7, 95 pts)
* For argument’s sake here, I’m going to say Joe Sakic comes back and Peter Forsberg doesn’t.
Forwards
1. Joe Sakic
2. Paul Stastny
3. Ryan Smyth
4. Milan Hejduk
5. Wojtek Wolski
6. Marek Svatos
7. Tyler Arnason
8. Darcy Tucker
9. Ian Laperriere
10. Ben Guite
11. Cody McCormick
12. Cody McLeod
13. Brian Willsie
DIVISION RANK: 3. Analysis: Really, two dudes named “Cody”? Seriously, losing Sakic would be a big loss of points and leadership, but the continued presence of Smyth (and potential return of Forsberg, along with some reliable third/fourth-liners, make this a nice, on-the-rise kind of group. Especially if Svatos stays healthy, love that guy.

Defencemen
1. John-Michael Liles
2. Scott Hannan
3. Adam Foote
4. Ruslan Salei
5. Jordan Leopold
6. Brett Clark
7. Daniel Tjarnqvist
DIVISION RANK: 3. Analysis: Liles only at No. 1 because of his potential. But if he and/or Leopold don’t have good years and put up some points, this group could easily drop to No. 5 fast.

Goaltenders
1. Peter Budaj
2. Andrew Raycroft
DIVISION RANK: 5. Analysis: Budaj has “potential,” meaning Raycroft was a bizarre choice to back him up considering.

Previous Charts
Minnesota Wild

Tomorrow
Calgary Flames

Depth Charts 1: Minnesota Wild

For all of the distress we, the blog intelligentsia, endured last season, I must admit: It wasn’t ALL bad. The Flames made the playoffs in the seventh position, made a go of it in the first round, and offered the occasional entertaining couple of hours watching games. This despite Anders Eriksson, Mark Smith, Eric Godard, Anders Eriksson and Anders Eriksson. Oh, plus the hiring of Mike Keenan, signing of Curtis Joseph, denigration of Alex Tanguay (how you like THAT one, Terry — see comments on previous post for explanation) and any number of other items long complained about our tight little community of HOT blogs.

So, while acknowledging that we’re still a couple of months away from any actual action, I thought: Perhaps it’s not as bad as we think. So, why not put together a bunch of Duncan approved, Northwest Division “depth charts” to see where we stand. Here’s what I’m going to assemble: 13 forwards, seven defencemen and two goalies from each NW division teams, in the order of finish from last season. Good times.

I’ll do one a day for the next five days. Please disagree with me in the comments, or point out players I’m forgetting, or who you think will make any of these teams out of camp.

MINNESOTA WILD (07/08: 44-28-10, 98 pts)
Forwards
1. Marian Gaborik
2. Mikko Koivu
3. Pierre-Marc Bouchard
4. Andrew Brunette
5. Antti Miettinen
6. Stephane Veilleux
7. Owen Nolan
8. Eric Belanger
9. Benoit Pouliot
10. Craig Weller
11. Jesse Schultz
12. Derek Boogaard
13. James Sheppard
DIVISION RANK: 4. Analysis: I love that Top 4, but it’s injury-prone and that’s a steep dropoff that follows.

Defencemen
1. Brent Burns
2. Kim Johnsson
3. Nick Schultz
4. Marek Zidlicky
5. Martin Skoula
6. Kurtis Foster
7. Erik Reitz
DIVISION RANK: 2. Analysis: Quietly an extremely enviable group. Zidlicky should be a nice addition, Brent Burns became an elite guy last year, and the only question comes in the No. 6 spot, with Foster returning from that horrific injury at the end of last year.

Goaltenders
1. Nicklas Backstrom
2. Josh Harding
DIVISION RANK: 3. I have no complaints at all about Backstrom, and Harding’s probably the best backup in the division. Only No. 3 because they’re in a division with Luongo and Kiprusoff.

Tomorrow: Colorado Avalanche

Oh, crap: Get ready for a nightmare on opening night

We all love doing this whole imaginary lineup thing. In fact, it’s my favourite summer pastime, and I execute a new list whenever the Flames make any sort of acquisition or transaction. And, of course, my imaginings never become reality.

As I grew perpetually unhappy with who dressed during Keenan Year One, and where they players who did dress, played, I began to realize that we are in a fantasy world dead zone that meant I’d have to have two lists this summer: One “What I Want”, the other “What’s Really Going to Happen.” And the latter was going to be ugly, creating a proper Dream/Nightmare combination.

Let’s start with the fun one, though. (Guys in parentheses can be in press box or minors, I don’t care which one.)

WHAT I WANT
Forwards:
Backlund – Langkow – Iginla
Bertuzzi – Cammalleri – Boyd
Bourque – Lombardi – Glencross
Moss – Conroy – Prust
(Roy, Nystrom, Primeau, Nilson, Greentree, Lundmark)

My explanation: 1. This team is not going to win the Stanley Cup this year. So, while the primary objective should remain “make playoffs,” the oft-ignored, close-second objective should be “develop players to help us win Stanley Cup next year, or the year after that.”

Hence: Backlund on the wing. Dude isn’t going to forget how to play centre and, as has been previously well explained, he’s gotta play on the top two lines to really develop. Take this precocious talent and let it sing, and let it sing where it’ll be protected: On a line with Jarome Iginla and Daymond Langkow.

Basically the same reason I have Boyd on the second line, though I also love the idea that his speed and Cammalleri’s speed might cancel out Bertuzzi’s plodding.

Line 3: I think Lombardi’s an amazing NHL third-line centre. He’s fast, has some offence, understands how to play in his own zone. Bourque and Glencross have similar resumes. As for the fourth line, I think Conroy and Moss are potential third-liners dropping down and, while the jury’s definitely out on Prust, there’s more upside there than with any of the other guys who might take the place, plus he can fight if he has to. And you can bury a 12th forward. Even if your rookies are way in over their heads in some games, you can elevate Moss and Conroy, and drop Backlund and Boyd down with Prust.

I just like this lineup.

Defence:
Phaneuf – Regehr
Pelech – Sarich
Giordano – Aucoin
(Eriksson, Vandermeer, Warrener, Pardy)

I love the argument that it’s time for Phaneuf to earn his dollars against the bset players, and you’re going to do that playing with Robyn Regehr. It’s two years since this was last tried, and Phaneuf is now a Norris finalist. He can play with Regehr.

Putting Pelech in the Top 4 is based entirely on walkinvisible’s glowing review of his development camp, and may be way foolish — but it’s in the whole “develop” spirit again. Frankly, this could be Pardy or Negrin, just as long as it’s a rookie in the lineup opening night. Giordano and Aucoin are better than the other four, which leaves $2.4 million Jim Vandermeer out of the Top 18. Oh, Darryl.

Goaltenders:
Kiprusoff
McElhinney

Care to argue?

WHAT’S REALLY GOING TO HAPPEN

Hey everyone, it’s the Mike Keenan-Darryl Sutter view of hockey that matters in Calgary, not mine. So here’s what you’re going to get:

Forwards:
Bertuzzi – Langkow – Iginla
Cammalleri – Conroy – Moss
Bourque – Lombardi – Glencross
Nystrom – Primeau – Roy

(Prust, Nilson, Boyd, Lundmark)

Well, they’re on the record saying that Iginla needs to be on the ice with Bertuzzi, and they can’t get over the idea that Craig Conroy was once this team’s No. 1 centre,and David Moss once scored three games in a row, so they both must still be some kind of offensive force. Cammalleri rounds out the Top 6 because you can’t get that guy and not play him in the Top 6 … in the same exact place that Alex Tanguay “floundered” last year.

Keenan does seem to agree with me on Lombardi and Darryl wants Bourque and Glencross both in the Top 9, so they’re there. That leaves the fourth line … and four old-time hockey guys, who play for old-time hockey guys in Darryl and Mike.

I’m starting to feel ill.

Defence:
Regehr-Sarich
Phaneuf – Vandermeer
Giordano-Aucoin
(Eriksson, Warrener)

This is what they liked last year, so why would they suddenly change their minds? Exception is Eriksson on outside, of course, but honestly I wouldn’t be surprised to see him, or even Warrener, in Giordano’s place by the end of camp.

Now I am ill.

Goaltenders:
Kiprusoff
Thibault

Why wait till midway through the year to abandon your backup goalie for no reason? Flames sign Thibault just as training camp is about to end. No, I haven’t checked to see whether he’s available. Darryl’l figure it out.

GOOD TIMES!